Bigfoot’s Cinco de Mayo Forest Fiesta

May 5

Bigfoot’s Big Cinco de Mayo Party

A fun story full of tacos, music, and mysterious creatures!

Way out in the woods—deeper than any hiking trail and farther than any camper had ever gone—there was a strange sound. Not growling. Not howling. Not even footsteps.

It was music. Loud, happy music.

And somewhere in those woods, Bigfoot was dancing.

Yes, Bigfoot—that big, furry, mysterious creature that people sometimes see in the forest and call a cryptid. Some call him Sasquatch, others call him the Wild Man, but no matter what you call him, one thing was clear: he was throwing a Cinco de Mayo party!

The Invitation

The first clue came when a camper in Oregon found a note stuck to a tree. It wasn’t written on paper—it was carved into bark with a stick:

“May 5th. Forest clearing. Bring snacks.”

The next day, a hiker found a giant Bigfoot footprint in the mud… and beside it? A colorful party hat.

All across the country, people who love mysterious creatures—called cryptid fans—started hearing the same story: Bigfoot was inviting everyone to a secret forest party.

And he wanted to celebrate Cinco de Mayo, the holiday with dancing, music, and lots of tacos!

The Secret Party

In the deepest part of the woods, people followed the trail. They saw signs like:

Salsa bowls sitting on tree stumps
Paper decorations hanging from branches
A huge table full of chips, beans, and guacamole
And in the middle of it all… Bigfoot in a sombrero!

He was HUGE. Hairy. Happy. And holding a giant fruit punch in a coconut.

He wasn’t scary at all—just very excited to celebrate. And he had friends with him, too! Some were humans, but some were other cryptids like:

The Florida Skunk Ape, who smelled like the swamp but brought the best salsa
The Ohio Grassman, who wore a poncho and told silly jokes
Mothman, who flew in just long enough to drop off party lights and snacks

They were all there to celebrate—and they all loved to dance!

The Salsa Contest

After the music and snacks got started, Bigfoot clapped his big hands and shouted:

“It’s time for the salsa contest!”

Everyone made their best salsa (some spicy, some sweet, and some a little… weird). The judges were Bigfoot, the Skunk Ape, and a raccoon who was very serious about snacks.

The winner? EVERYONE! Because all the salsas were delicious, and Bigfoot didn’t want anyone to feel left out. So he gave each contestant a colorful apron with a picture of Bigfoot holding a taco on it!

Campfire Stories

As the sun went down, Bigfoot made a big campfire. Everyone sat around and told stories about the weirdest things they had ever seen:

One kid said they saw Bigfoot peeking through their window once—but he was just looking for cookies!
Someone else said the California Wild Man once helped them find their lost backpack.
And a ranger swore she once saw Sasquatch in sunglasses taking a selfie by a waterfall.

The stars came out, and the forest glowed with laughter and light.

The Giant Piñata

Right before midnight, Bigfoot pointed up to the trees. Everyone gasped.

Hanging from the tallest branches was a GIANT piñata shaped like a jackalope (a rabbit with antlers!). It sparkled in the moonlight and had a sign that said:

“Whack me for snacks!”

Bigfoot handed someone a stick, and they gave that piñata the biggest SMACK. Candy flew everywhere—plus stickers, little toys, and tiny Bigfoot buttons.

Kids cheered. Cryptids cheered. Even the raccoon danced.

The Final Footprint

As the party wound down, Bigfoot walked to the center of the clearing, raised his hand, and stepped into the soft dirt. He left behind one perfect footprint—huge and muddy and amazing.

Everyone gathered around it, took pictures, and cheered. It was proof that the party had really happened… even if most people would never believe it.

Then, with a wave and a wink, Bigfoot disappeared into the forest.

The music faded. The decorations were gone.

All that was left was the footprint—and one final message carved into a log:

“Same time next year. Bring tacos. —B”

The End (Or Is It?)

Now, every year on Cinco de Mayo, cryptid fans, campers, and adventurers look for signs that Bigfoot is partying again. Some say they’ve seen maracas in the trees. Others find chips scattered on trails.

So keep your eyes open… and maybe pack some snacks.

Because next year, you might be invited to Bigfoot’s big Cinco de Mayo party!